Top Kamasutra positions according to your star sign

Good old Kamasutra! An infinite source of inspiration, but could it be that our tastes and desires are actually guided by our astrological sign?

When the Kamasutra meets astrology 

Ah, Astrology… That science — or rather discipline — which holds that the planets have an influence on human beings. Astrology is also about trying to understand one's own mechanisms and those of others. We set out in search of greater serenity and understanding in our relationships. Don't pretend you've never checked whether you were compatible with your school crushes on 'quicéquimaime.com' when you were 12. As for the Kamasutra, it's the definitive Indian reference on sexuality. It's best known for its book of 64 sexual positions of all kinds.

So today I'm offering you an adult version of the horoscope — namely the Kamasutra positions most closely linked to your star sign. I'm sorry in advance, but it's true that it's pretty hetero-centric. You can't have everything all at once...

I know full well that you all have rich and varied sex lives, and the last thing I want is to put you in boxes. But we know that every sign has its particularities. Finding fun positions to enjoy whether you're bold, romantic or creative — that's nice, isn't it? Come on, have a look at this with me and let's get inspired.

What does the Kamasutra have in store for your star sign? 

Aries (21 March - 20 April)

You're determined, very open about your pleasure, you go for it, you love setting the pace, you're impulsive and that's all part of your charm. You love it when it's intense. We're going with a reverse amazon for her, and a good picard brioche for him. Getting to the bottom of things — there's nothing quite like it!

Taurus (21 April - 20 May)

My little Taurus! Blessed with enormous seductive potential and a strong sexual energy, you love taking your time. The longer, the better, as they say. For an intense and deep encounter, we're going with a wild rodeo for everyone. Yeehaaa!

Gemini (21 May - 21 June)

Well, you're so curious that you're afraid of nothing. You love exchange and challenges, you're very open to all positions and love being stimulated. You'll be well catered for! For you it'll be the Ferris wheel. It's not the simplest, I'll grant you that. OK, otherwise, a bicycle pump will be excellent for you and your partner(s) (what? still too sporty?) 

Cancer (22 June - 22 July)

My Cancer, sensitive and full of tenderness. You love connecting entirely with your partner, giving yourself gently. But don't be mistaken — behind a calm and caring personality, Cancer is bursting with imagination. They know better than anyone how to listen to their partners' desires. The flamingo position, slow and beautifully deep, pressed close against your crush will be perfect for you (and it's not too tiring — don't mention it).

Leo (23 July - 23 August)

So for you, it has to be beautiful, grand, warm and luminous. Just like you! Why not try a flowery guinguette and use a mirror gold a window. To admire yourselves and get excited watching each other (gold having others watch you…)

Virgo (24 August - 22 September)

My dear, you love to organise and control, you're meticulous and precise and that shows in bed. You give your all for your partner's pleasure and they return the favour — you deserve the best. So we're going with a sun salutation for her, and an ironing board for him.

Libra (23 September - 22 October)

Oh my Libra, how you love harmony and sharing! You adapt to everything and every situation, as long as there's pleasure for everyone. You're creative, generous and you appreciate being on an equal footing. We're therefore going with a 7 key, to give each other pleasure at the same time and drive each other wild for what comes next!

Scorpio (23 October - 22 November)

Oh Scorpio, you sting, you're powerful, fiery — with you it's intensity gold goodbye. You know how to excite your partner, and you love feeling your sexual power. Let's go with a courtesan for her, and a cobra for him. Attaaaack!

Sagittarius (23 November - 21 December)

Exploring the world, people and the pleasures that come with it — that's so you, my Sagittarius! Your season may be cold, but when it comes to having fun, you're great at turning up the heat. Acrobatic positions don't scare you, so try a ghost train to get you warmed up! You won't hold the position for hours, granted, but at least you'll have innovated!

Capricorn (22 December - 20 January)

Seriousness, dedication and challenges — that's your motto, my little one. You need devoted partners and you're ambitious, so tricky positions are no problem; you go all the way to the bottom of the ta... of the task. I therefore suggest the harness position, for a quality rear-to-rear encounter.

Aquarius (21 January - 19 February)

With you, one thing's for sure — you're never boring. Unpredictable, you never stand still, you're very open to others, so much so that free and open relationships are far from frightening you. A true sexual adventurer. For you, it'll be the flag-raising position!

Pisces (20 February - 20 March)

You swim in an ocean of tenderness, my little Pisces. Too cheesy? I own it. You're blessed with a rare spirituality and sensitivity. A little scatterbrained at times, but how charming you are! And for an explorer of the inner world, I suggest a position that puts you in deep connection with your partner, to feel the depths of their… soul. I call to the stand: the sphinx! 

That's all from me. I hope I've given you some little ideas for your next evening/morning/day for two! Now, grab your favourite lube and over to you 😉

See you soon 💜