The Republic of Desire Goes to the Polls!

What if we offered you a five-year term's worth of sextoys?

The republic of desire is a political system based on the sustainable development of the couple. The time has come to elect its future president. Who will take on the mission of making sexuality playful, inclusive, accessible and shame-free? 

 Bastien the cock ring 

United we stand

As President of the Republic of Desire, I will ensure that everyone experiences equal pleasure in a relationship.

A fervent advocate of penetration, I will fight to give your endurance an unprecedented boost.

Alone, you'll get there faster — with me, you'll go further. Vote Bastien.

Margaux the clit sucker

A breath of fresh air

As President of the Republic of Desire, I will make pleasure accessible to every clitoris, without exception!

I will allocate an additional budget for the development of new pleasure-focused technologies, and I will abolish systematic penetration during sex. I will give young people a voice and champion their cause. For a fresh start, vote Margaux!

Edith the rabbit

Relax!

As President of the Republic of Desire, I will unite internal and external pleasure so they become one! I will introduce orgasm insurance. I will also appoint lube as Prime Minister, to avoid friction. For eclectic pleasure, vote Edith!

Ludo the dildo

Respecting tradition

As President of the Republic of Desire, I will restore the noble status of simplicity and the great classics. Neither left nor right, I'd describe myself as an expert in front and back. I'm all for a proper return to basics. No ambiguity — vote Ludo!

So, rabbit, cock ring, dildo or clit sucker? Which candidate will be elected for the next 5 years? Cast your votes!