Les élections de la République du Désir !

The elections of the Republic of Desire!

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What if you were offered a five-year term of sex toys?


The republic of desire is a political regime based on the sustainable development of the couple. Today, it is time to elect its future president. Who will take on this mission to make sexuality playful, benevolent, accessible, and uninhibited? 


 Bastien the cock ring 


 Bastien the cock ring

Unity is strength


As president of the Republic of Desire, I will ensure that everyone enjoys equally in a relationship.


A fervent advocate of penetration, I will fight for your endurance to experience an unprecedented increase.


Alone, you will come faster, thanks to me, you will go further. Vote for Bastien.



Margaux the clit sucker


Margaux l’aspi à clito

For a new breath


I, president of the Republic of Desire, will make pleasure accessible to all clitorises, without exception!


I will allocate an additional budget for the development of new technologies dedicated to pleasure and I will abolish systematic penetration during intercourse. I will give a voice to the youth and carry their voice. For renewal, vote Margaux!




Edith the rabbit


Edith le rabbit

Relax!


As President of the Republic of Desire, I will unite internal and external pleasure so that they become one! I will establish orgasm insurance. I will also appoint lubricant as Prime Minister to avoid friction. For eclectic pleasure, vote Edith!




Ludo the dildo


Ludo the dildo

The respect for traditions


As President of the Republic of Desire, I will restore the nobility of simplicity and great classics. Neither left nor right, I would rather describe myself as an expert of the front and the back. I am for a proper return to the roots. No misunderstanding, vote Ludo!



So rather rabbit, penis ring, dildo or clit sucker? Which candidate will be elected for the next 5 years? Cast your votes!



Sophie

Sophie


Hi, I'm Sophie! I've been writing articles about sexuality and relationships for 4 years, and I'm also a consultant for the company YesForLov. I hope this knowledge will help me answer the questions you have about sexuality!

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