Les élections de la République du Désir !

The elections of the Republic of Desire!

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What if we offered you five years' worth of sex toys?


The republic of desire is a political system based on the sustainable development of the couple. The time has come to elect its future president. Who will take on the mission of making sexuality playful, inclusive, accessible and free from inhibition? 


 Bastien the penile ring 


 Bastien the penile ring

Unity is strength


As President of the Republic of Desire, I will ensure that every person takes equal pleasure in a relationship.


A fervent advocate of penetration, I will fight to give your endurance an unprecedented boost.


Alone, you'll get there faster — with me, you'll go further. Vote Bastien.



Margaux the clit sucker


Margaux the clit sucker

A breath of fresh air


As President of the Republic of Desire, I will make pleasure accessible to every clitoris, without exception!


I will allocate an additional budget for the development of new pleasure-focused technologies, and I will abolish systematic penetration during intercourse. I will give young people a voice and carry their message. For renewal, vote Margaux!




Edith the rabbit


Edith the rabbit

Relax!


As President of the Republic of Desire, I will unite internal and external pleasure so they become one! I will introduce orgasm insurance. I will also appoint lube as Prime Minister, to avoid friction. For eclectic pleasure, vote Edith!




Ludo the dildo


Ludo the dildo

Respect for tradition


As President of the Republic of Desire, I will restore the noble status of simplicity and timeless classics. Neither left nor right, I would describe myself as an expert in front and back. I stand for a proper return to basics. No misunderstanding — vote Ludo!



So, rabbit, penile ring, dildo-non-vibrant">dildo gold clit sucker? Which candidate will be elected for the next 5 years? Cast your votes!



Sophie

Sophie


Hi, I'm Sophie! I've been writing articles about sexuality and relationships for 4 years, and I'm also a consultant for YesForLov. I hope this knowledge will help me answer the questions you have about sexuality!

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