Throughout the month of December, Passage du Désir is joining forces with the Angry Fir Trees to make Christmas celebrations fairer and more exciting.
Who are the angry fir trees, and what do they want? Let's take stock together.
A group of rather worked-up conifers
These trees, usually in rather a pleasant mood, stand out in the wintry landscape of the Parisian streets they have decided to roam throughout the month of December. Unlike the beautifully decorated Christmas trees beginning to appear in our living rooms, these ones don't mince their words. They plan to demonstrate in the capital and spread the good word to whoever crosses their path.
A manifesto in favour of the tall ones
These fir trees, admittedly angry, are nonetheless organised and legitimate. Their manifesto explains in detail the reason for their rebellion as well as their demands. Here is an extract: "We wish to replace dolls, video games and other nonsense with nipple clamps, handcuffs and little treats. We demand aphrodisiacs and massage candles, for we too have been good!"
-The message is clear. The fir trees are working to ensure no tall person is forgotten during the festivities and that everyone can enjoy exciting gifts. We couldn't agree more with them!
How to support them?
If you too identify with the fight and values of the Angry Fir Trees, we invite you to sign and share this petition with those around you. If you come across them demonstrating in Paris, don't hesitate to go and meet them. Share a moment with them, the time it takes for a protest song.
A massage candle and a Womanizer Premium to be won?
Although angry, the fir trees are generous! Go and collect a flyer from them, allowing you to receive a massage candle in store and to try to win a womanizer-premium">Womanizer Premium.
Merry Christmas! 🎄
Sophie
Hi, I'm Sophie! I've been writing articles about sexuality and relationships for 4 years, and I'm also a consultant for YesForLov. I hope this knowledge will allow me to answer the questions you have about sexuality!
