Hear ye, hear ye, residents of France longing for some warmth on your bodies, sleepy from the clocks going back.
BREATHE... BECAUSE... we have everything you need to ignite your senses and make the start of winter more exciting than expected.
The now iconic naughty advent calendar is back to treat you to some so hoooot surprises that will definitely shake up the humdrum routine of the season.
Shall we recap the concept for those at the back?
THE DELUXE ADVENT CALENDAR Womanizer x PASSAGE DU DESIR - in limited Edition it's:
24 SURPRISE GIFTS
carefully selected for all lovers.
- 8 SEX TOYS
- 7 COSMETICS
- 5 ACCESSORIES
- 4 GAMES
24 CHALLENGES
that defy the laws of sensuality and magnify your connection.
A little taster? mmmh ok
Hello Darling, vibrator
"Place the vibrating egg in a regular egg box. Ask your partner to make you a savoury breakfast, then activate the vibration remotely... Then it's up to you to decide what you'd rather savour first."
The ultimate ally for romantic chemistry
If you're here, it means we know each other a little, so you know we're advocates of emotional connection and we're ready to do everything to make it shine.
It is with this goal in mind that the advent calendar — aka our masterpiece of Christmas pleasures — was conceived and then created with particular care given to each product on offer.
We mix up the delights — each product category (sex toys, cosmetics, accessories and naughty games) featured in the 24 boxes has been designed so it can interact with the one before... or after ;)
We know that the arrival of the winter season — with everything it brings in terms of reduced daylight, shorter days and longer nights — has an impact on libido. That's normal, it's ok, everyone navigates their desires according to their own pace... but we thought this calendar could help bring a little spice and playfulness to long evenings by the fireplace...
And given your feedback on the advent calendars from previous editions which has been DITHYRAMBIC, we wanted to turn up the intensity by yet another notch.
For those who want to keep most of the mystery, we're about to reveal one of our best-selling Vibrating products. Let me introduce...
THE ROLLS ROYCE OF SO-CALLED FEMALE PLEASURE: THE Womanizer CLASSIC
We'll tell you all about it in a few key points...
- Contactless clitoral stimulation
- Equipped with Smart Silence technology
- Storage pouch in organic cotton included
- For effortless orgasms
- Extra stimulation head
- An ergonomic design
- Rechargeable with 3h battery life
- 100% waterproof
- Equipped with 10 intensity levels
- « Pleasure Air » technology, pressure waves
Sometimes, no flowery language is needed — its qualities speak for themselves ;)
Oh yes, I nearly forgot to tell you something.
We briefly mentioned it above: the real value of our ASStounding advent calendar is 669 euros and because you're all abso-lutely spectacular, we're offering it to you for the modest sum of 189 euros, which works out at 0.50 cents per day over a year... If pleasure had a price, I think I'd want it to be that one 💜
AND YOU?
Léa ☁️
A wordsmith for 10 years across a variety of topics, I recently moved into sexology following training with Mathilde Magnien. Passionate about relational dynamics, here we'll chat in an uninhibited, inclusive and (a little) humorous way.
